Post by olebud on Jul 13, 2019 6:45:17 GMT -5
Mods, I hope this is ok. If not, please delete and I’m sorry!!!!
An old chicken farmer decided he wanted to go to the movies. He had a pet chicken that he took everywhere he went. The farmer walked in to the movie theater to buy a ticket, and the counter person told him he couldn’t see the movie with his chicken. Not knowing what to do, the farmer walked around the corner, and decided to hide his chicken in his overalls.
After hiding the chicken, the farmer went back to the ticket counter, purchased his ticket and went inside. The farmer sat beside two older women who happened to be sisters. As the movie started, his chicken started getting restless, so the farmer decided to unzip his fly so the chicken could watch the movie. When he did this, the first sister looked at the second and said SISTER! I think this man beside me is a pervert!! The second sister asked what on earth she meant. The sister told her that the man had unzipped his fly, and had his thingy out. The second sister laughed and told the first that at their age, they had seen many thingys, and what was so special about this one? The first sister said, well I don’t know, but it’s eating my popcorn!!!!!
An old chicken farmer decided he wanted to go to the movies. He had a pet chicken that he took everywhere he went. The farmer walked in to the movie theater to buy a ticket, and the counter person told him he couldn’t see the movie with his chicken. Not knowing what to do, the farmer walked around the corner, and decided to hide his chicken in his overalls.
After hiding the chicken, the farmer went back to the ticket counter, purchased his ticket and went inside. The farmer sat beside two older women who happened to be sisters. As the movie started, his chicken started getting restless, so the farmer decided to unzip his fly so the chicken could watch the movie. When he did this, the first sister looked at the second and said SISTER! I think this man beside me is a pervert!! The second sister asked what on earth she meant. The sister told her that the man had unzipped his fly, and had his thingy out. The second sister laughed and told the first that at their age, they had seen many thingys, and what was so special about this one? The first sister said, well I don’t know, but it’s eating my popcorn!!!!!
