Post by nyhunter on Aug 29, 2016 11:57:59 GMT -5
Gentlemen, I was in Bass Pro and came across this plaque.
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women…
10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
9. You can keep one gun at home and another for when you're on the road.
8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for backup.
6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. Guns function normally everyday of the month.
3. A gun doesn't ask, “Do these grips make me look fat?”
2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And The Number One Reason Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
1. You can buy a silencer for a gun!!!
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Now just to be fair to all the ladies I’m sure quit a few feel the same way about men.
My wife gave me two koozies for the boat:
"They Can Put A Man On The Moon, So Why Not All Of Them!!!"
&
"He Can Clean Fish, Why Not The House!!!"
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women…
10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
9. You can keep one gun at home and another for when you're on the road.
8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for backup.
6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. Guns function normally everyday of the month.
3. A gun doesn't ask, “Do these grips make me look fat?”
2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And The Number One Reason Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
1. You can buy a silencer for a gun!!!
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Now just to be fair to all the ladies I’m sure quit a few feel the same way about men.
My wife gave me two koozies for the boat:
"They Can Put A Man On The Moon, So Why Not All Of Them!!!"
&
"He Can Clean Fish, Why Not The House!!!"
